Bahrain top twitter trolls!

I quickly wrote this from some tweets I found over the last couple of months. If you think I missed a great troll then please report him providing me with a link and I will update this post. Many thanks to my followers on Twitter who made this post possible. 

What is a troll? From the Online Urban Dictionary: “One who posts a deliberately provocative message to newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.” But I like this definition from the same online dictionary “A dumbass who makes idiotic posts in message boards newsgroups for the sole purpose of pissing people off, often lacking in intelligence”. My own definition of a troll is the person who posts stupid comments and totally believing it to be intelligent and analytical. But don’t bother yourself with definitions, now you will see for yourself.

Believe you me there are so many of them in Twitter and Facebook all over the world and Bahrain is no difference. To give you some examples that came to my attention recently. My top favorite trolls in no particular order:

Bahraini “Professor of International Relations” well its really more like “International Trolling”. Read this. 

So, the 12 edged flag is a Shia creation representing the 12 Imams and this was specifically tailored during the uprising because as he believes the whole revolution is sectarian. Cool I didn’t know that thanks! Do you think he stops there? Oh no no, read this article from Bahrain Independent by the “professor”.  (site currently undergoing maintenance).

Bahraini medical doctor and “President of Bahrain Medical Society” all I can say, God help the patients you treat, if you have any. Here he is addressing the Irish group who visited Bahrain in a fact-finding mission on imprisoned, tortured and sacked Bahraini doctors.

As you notice he is mentioning Doctors Without Borders Organisation in his tweets just to add more embarrassment to himself. "ekri" in his tweet is Dr. Ali AL-Ekri who only happened to be a very respected doctor who volunteered to help in Gaza in 2009 GDN Article

Oh dear God we have great doctors in Bahrain. This “Consultant Surgeon and a Lecturer” is discrediting the Irish delegation simply because they took a picture with Nabeel Rajab and a mini LuLu monument was visible in the picture. Read this!

                    Tweeted link will take you to this picture 

May I just send a message to him: Its only a statue. Why is the government and Pro-alKhalifa hate this lulu thing? OK so if it wasn’t for that picture they would have been credible? You and the above doctor wouldn’t have jeopardized their press conference? I want to believe that.

Now this “University Lecturer” troll tweets in Arabic. And by far this is the most trolloic tweet I have ever read. He thinks that those are not just any group, they are Irish group means they have an agenda..

Translation: "The roots of this matter goes deeper to the relationship between the Khomeini [Iran’s Islamic Revolution] and the Irish Republican Army [IRA] war against the British Monarchy, which was the nucleus idea behind Hezbollah" You gotta love this, right? So Hezbollah was formed based on the success of the Islamic revolution and and and and wait for it.. the IRA bombings.

This troll is probably one of his students because they seem to have similar thoughts and ideas. it’s a conspiracy, everyone is against Bahrain, even Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch and the United Nations. The whole world has hidden Shia agenda! Help help!

Who is next! The slick troll- we don’t know who he is, but he is very famous cowboy “troller”. He, Mr smarty-pants, thinks that tear gas doesn’t kill you. After the death of martyr  Zainab alJuma he wrote  this 

If you don’t want to take his word for it, then take it from this other  super troll because this one is more clever he provided evidence from the web. I honestly don’t blame them, when the people who are suppose to know about the respiratory system are trolls like the doctors above, what would you expect from 2 idiots?

Then we have Fred oh dear Fred Willie, where do I start with him hmmmm, we believe he is a very dangerous troll using a fake name, if you have any information about him please contact your nearest “Anti-Trolls” organisation. Too bad I didn’t save any of his tweets but read anything here and you will notice that he is a full-time troll

And finally the ultimate troll Mohammed Khalid. I don’t need to choose tweets from his account. Literally all his tweets are as trollic as he is! But to give you a preview of was is waiting for you, here is one of his recent tweets.

Translation: "USA, UK, Iran and their tails [followers] Iraq and Lebanon are conspiring against our Bahrain. Even worse Government is not taking actions against their ambassadors which is the least they could do."


Update: New trolls


We actually have females trolls as well in Bahrain, like this one here she thinks that Hezbollah and America are working together. Translation:  "Why America only classes Hezbollah as a terrorist organisation and why isn't there any international sanctions against Hezbollah like other [terrorist organisations]? Because [Hezbollah] is their agent to achieve their agenda [plan] in the region." Now thats some first class troll tweet! Well done, you Madam, just exposed the Obama administration to the whole wide-world and we thank you...! 

Lets see what our trolls think of Bahrain national dialogue, because they have to tell the world about it. This troll is talking to the Swedish foreign minister Carl Bildt and telling him why there is no royal family presence in the dialouge. I wonder how is she going to explain why the Bahraini Red Crescent Society is part of this as well. 

This troll is "high profile CIO" of a troll still thinks that there is hidden Irish delegation agenda with Reem Khalifa.

 

A message to the western readers, as you can see Arab women are not just to chill at home and cook for the poor husband. If you think that rich Arab women who marry CIO like the above go shopping the whole day then you are wrong! We have philosophers and great troll journalists like this one. 

She supports the revolution in Syria and backs it up 100% but her clever little brain concluded that whats happening in Bahrain is not a revolution but rather a Western/Iranian agenda. Translation: "Isn't this the time to start dealing with the Iranian mercenaries and their delegations in self defence? This is your country and to hell with the Western and Iranian agenda." Man, loads of people are talking about western agenda conspiring against this little island! I started to believe it myself! Thanks guys for opening eyes..

I cant forget this troll he is quite funny. He actually have some secrets that he will share with us about how America is trying to create opposition leadership figure. 

Translation: "I will expose some top secrets on the opposition in the UK in regards to the American attempt to create Wefaq leadership figure acceptable by Sunnis" Oh dear lord!

I had enough for today :-) but please keep an eye on trolls and report them to me.. I will leave with some accounts to have fun with meanwhile. Troll, troll, troll, troll.. and the list goes on and on and on.. and on the the SUPER DR TROLL

This is a bonus from my friends Safybh and Bahrainycitizen. Have a look at one of the most followed trolls in Twitter says he will perform a Hitler style genocide on Shia in Bahrain. I love this troll, he is always sending threats and we have never ever seen any of it in reality. His intelligence never failed to impress me!

Translation: "Rebellion from Shia doesn't mean that Sunnis fear them, we are quite because we respect the law. Once the Sunni community explodes, be sure that there will be a Hitler style massacre in every Shia village." Oppsy daisy! I don't about you guys but I am sh**ing myself now, I am so scared I will stop writing right now!